1,000 Words: Clean-Up Edition
From our White House Photo Blog, this scene from President Obama's trip to China:
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"Aw man, he let the door hit his ass on the way out!"
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It's hard to believe, but the media did such a horrible job of covering this trip that people on the right and the left can finally agree on something -- the press is full of idiots.
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http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/archives/individual/2009_11/021107.php
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What? A dollar slipped by?
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"No, you don't have to bow to me. I'm just the janitor. They made me wear a tux today because you're here."
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In my opinion, this comment takes the prize . . .so, so very funny!!!
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"Thank Buddha that they're not riding in on horseback..."
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"I hear the DNC wants its carpet and pillars back for the 2012 victory speech."
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"you invite a jackass you end up with donkey crap"
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And that is why, in a nutshell, freeinpa got no invitation to the inauguration/victory bashes in Jan2009 ..
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cfukara
Yes because DC had more than its quota without me.
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"We are cleaning up the horse and freeinpa droppings after the swell parade. And we do it with some class."
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formerlyjames
You could not spell class if Vanna spotted you the vowel!
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haha...first time i find freeinpa slightly entertaining.
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"freeipa! Again."
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Dang, check out Michelle...
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...all the vacuum cleaners get shipped to Wal-Mart and I'm stuck sweeping a carpet??!? GTFOH!
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That's it. If they bring another American dog I'm shipping it off to Korea.
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…in many Asian cultures, it's polite to bring / leaves presents, so Bo left his….
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"Only 6 more steps until I get to do the Rocky cheer!"
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hmm, nobody's looking... i think i'll just sweep this sh*t under the carpet
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The janitor sweeps up after Sarah Palin's Beijing book signing tour as her bus pulls away. He looks back at the props …well crap, she accidentally left Trig behind AGAIN, oops.
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The janitor looks back in discouragement; he thought he had FINALLY swept up all the unsigned Palin books after she left Beijing early, leaving po'ed fans behind in the dust.
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As Hillary speeds away, the janitor sees a stained blue dress abandoned on the red carpet. So that's where IT finally wound up…. -
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“…worthless piece of crap Treasury Bills, why do we keep buying them? What, another one!? I thought I had them all swept up."
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WTF is Sacred?
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I just woke up. The joys of the graveyard shift.
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I could make a lot of money by selling these Obama cigarette butts to the American Fox News...
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He watches in stunned silence as Barack does cartwheels all the way down the steps after the announcement that Lieberman and Beck were arrested in a men's restroom.
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Cleanup detail at the Burris mausoleum.
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Yi Legislation wonders why the President is shouting that he has just passed sweeping legislation.
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Yi yells at Barack to hurry up and finish picking up litter or else he's never going to earn enough to pay off the US debt.
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Presidential my ass! The guy smells like opium.
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Another underemployed Ph. D. wonders when the job market will pick up.
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Was that REALLY KT with another president?
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Hey Barack! We eat blue dogs over here!
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Where's your birth certificate?
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Socialist wannbe!
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