Comments on: 1,000 Words: Yamming It Up http://swampland.blogs.time.com/2009/10/30/1000-words-yamming-it-up/ A blog about politics. Sun, 21 Mar 2010 16:03:10 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: cfukara http://swampland.blogs.time.com/2009/10/30/1000-words-yamming-it-up/comment-page-3/#comment-107081 cfukara Tue, 03 Nov 2009 07:26:37 +0000 http://swampland.blogs.time.com/?p=17865#comment-107081 . 53_3 <i>"Does it have a birth certificate?"</i> [Born to the Bushes, it was buried and "Left Behind" as they fled from the premises on Jan 20, the day of rapture and the coming of the .... ] Trust me: The certificate is on the site of a birther named Ms Orly Taitz (whose own real certificate may show she was born hermaphrodite .... a memory of a painful cut lingers on ... giving rise to an acute BHO resentment known as known as ph*llic envy ..) . .
53_3 "Does it have a birth certificate?"

[Born to the Bushes, it was buried and "Left Behind" as they fled from the premises on Jan 20, the day of rapture and the coming of the .... ]

Trust me: The certificate is on the site of a birther named Ms Orly Taitz (whose own real certificate may show she was born hermaphrodite .... a memory of a painful cut lingers on ... giving rise to an acute BHO resentment known as known as ph*llic envy ..)

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]]> By: sacredh http://swampland.blogs.time.com/2009/10/30/1000-words-yamming-it-up/comment-page-3/#comment-107031 sacredh Tue, 03 Nov 2009 02:06:36 +0000 http://swampland.blogs.time.com/?p=17865#comment-107031 Pre-natal screening would have saved her the heartbreak of giving birth to a vegetable. Pre-natal screening would have saved her the heartbreak of giving birth to a vegetable.

]]> By: 53_3 http://swampland.blogs.time.com/2009/10/30/1000-words-yamming-it-up/comment-page-3/#comment-107022 53_3 Tue, 03 Nov 2009 01:48:06 +0000 http://swampland.blogs.time.com/?p=17865#comment-107022 Does it have a birth certificate? . I know. But I <i>had</i> to ask... Does it have a birth certificate?
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I know. But I had to ask...

]]> By: sacredh http://swampland.blogs.time.com/2009/10/30/1000-words-yamming-it-up/comment-page-3/#comment-106753 sacredh Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:46:24 +0000 http://swampland.blogs.time.com/?p=17865#comment-106753 My Messiah! My Messiah! I have given birth to the Anti-Spud! My Messiah! My Messiah! I have given birth to the Anti-Spud!

]]> By: cfukara http://swampland.blogs.time.com/2009/10/30/1000-words-yamming-it-up/comment-page-3/#comment-106752 cfukara Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:16:59 +0000 http://swampland.blogs.time.com/?p=17865#comment-106752 Soon after losing the battle to indoctrinate our school kids with socialist propaganda about staying in school <i>(PHEW!),</i>studying hard <i>(EEEK!)</i>, respecting teachers <i>(EEWW!!)</i> and obeying parents <i>(HA!),</i> the Obamas are at it <b>AGAIN!</b> This time the Obamas have hatched an insidious plan to indoctrinate our kids with gross socialist messages about eating drab, horrible veggies <i>(yuk!)</i> and wasting energy in patently anti-green exercising <i>(groan!) </i> The Obamas even would have our kids growing their own food so as to bypass the good American middlemen and big agro-business trying to make a good capitalist buck! They want to put those good Americans out of work so that there is an even larger demand for their big-government socialist programs! Gosh! And we thought that the ranks of that "indoctrination of kids" racket are populated only by the likes of nasty Stalins, Máo Zédōngs, the god-save-the-queen-yapping Canadian/Australian/British zombies <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/csm/20091030/cm_csm/ybuehlerweb" rel="nofollow"> and TIME. </a> (Note: Does "God Save Our Pre-si-dent" sound that bad? Yes. It reminds us of those horrible brits who cost us millions in precious American lives - and they continue to cost us $Billions a year in grants, transfers, projects and diplomatic/intelligence/military support for their imperialism in Africa.) Soon after losing the battle to indoctrinate our school kids with socialist propaganda about staying in school (PHEW!),studying hard (EEEK!), respecting teachers (EEWW!!) and obeying parents (HA!), the Obamas are at it AGAIN!

This time the Obamas have hatched an insidious plan to indoctrinate our kids with gross socialist messages about eating drab, horrible veggies (yuk!) and wasting energy in patently anti-green exercising (groan!)

The Obamas even would have our kids growing their own food so as to bypass the good American middlemen and big agro-business trying to make a good capitalist buck! They want to put those good Americans out of work so that there is an even larger demand for their big-government socialist programs!

Gosh!
And we thought that the ranks of that "indoctrination of kids" racket are populated only by the likes of nasty Stalins, Máo Zédōngs, the god-save-the-queen-yapping Canadian/Australian/British zombies and TIME.

(Note: Does "God Save Our Pre-si-dent" sound that bad? Yes. It reminds us of those horrible brits who cost us millions in precious American lives - and they continue to cost us $Billions a year in grants, transfers, projects and diplomatic/intelligence/military support for their imperialism in Africa.)

]]> By: 53_3 http://swampland.blogs.time.com/2009/10/30/1000-words-yamming-it-up/comment-page-3/#comment-106676 53_3 Sat, 31 Oct 2009 22:11:44 +0000 http://swampland.blogs.time.com/?p=17865#comment-106676 Oh, look, dear! . It's wagging it's tail! Oh, look, dear!
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It's wagging it's tail!

]]> By: 53_3 http://swampland.blogs.time.com/2009/10/30/1000-words-yamming-it-up/comment-page-3/#comment-106674 53_3 Sat, 31 Oct 2009 21:52:45 +0000 http://swampland.blogs.time.com/?p=17865#comment-106674 It looks like his entire colon. . It would take more than a pencil to work <i>that</i> one out! It looks like his entire colon.
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It would take more than a pencil to work that one out!

]]> By: cfukara http://swampland.blogs.time.com/2009/10/30/1000-words-yamming-it-up/comment-page-3/#comment-106671 cfukara Sat, 31 Oct 2009 21:34:59 +0000 http://swampland.blogs.time.com/?p=17865#comment-106671 spob <i>" .. ... her dress was tacky and rude and completely inappropriate for the solemness of the occasion. .."</i> "completely inappropriate"! And of course, spob determines what is "appropriate". So, what dress code does spob have in place for "completely appropriate" dressing? We have an idea: Here is a fashion which spob would recommend widely. <a></a> http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk154/fashiontoast/91503735.jpg Never mind that the wearer thereby walks on her toes unnaturally, daintily - with her behind jutting back somewhat (like that of quadrupeds that likewise walk on their toes). Such is a posture which greatly pleases lecherous old goats (not including spob, we presume). Never mind that the wearers soon suffer from broken ankle bones, strained leg muscles and/or strained spines: Since it pleases the lecherous goats, hence sexist goats shall get what goats wants. You may remember that at some time, in China, an attractive maiden - who had any plans to find herself a husband - had to spot pencil-thin, muscle-deficient legs that she could hardly stand on. -----------------off topic, a wee bit You know you are an imperial exterminator if you prefer <a href="http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Slideshows/_production/ss-090615-iran-worldreax/ss-090618-iranProtestWr_3.ss_full.jpg" rel="nofollow">adulturers, fornicators and other unsavory characters</a> to a people's <a href="http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Slideshows/_production/ss-090608-iranelection/ss-090612-iranelection-01.ss_full.jpg" rel="nofollow">Daughters of the Revolution</a> ... spob
" .. ... her dress was tacky and rude and completely inappropriate for the solemness of the occasion. .."

"completely inappropriate"!
And of course, spob determines what is "appropriate". So, what dress code does spob have in place for "completely appropriate" dressing?

We have an idea: Here is a fashion which spob would recommend widely.

http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk154/fashiontoast/91503735.jpg

Never mind that the wearer thereby walks on her toes unnaturally, daintily - with her behind jutting back somewhat (like that of quadrupeds that likewise walk on their toes). Such is a posture which greatly pleases lecherous old goats (not including spob, we presume).
Never mind that the wearers soon suffer from broken ankle bones, strained leg muscles and/or strained spines: Since it pleases the lecherous goats, hence sexist goats shall get what goats wants.

You may remember that at some time, in China, an attractive maiden - who had any plans to find herself a husband - had to spot pencil-thin, muscle-deficient legs that she could hardly stand on.

-----------------off topic, a wee bit
You know you are an imperial exterminator if you prefer adulturers, fornicators and other unsavory characters to a people's Daughters of the Revolution ...

]]> By: sacredh http://swampland.blogs.time.com/2009/10/30/1000-words-yamming-it-up/comment-page-3/#comment-106670 sacredh Sat, 31 Oct 2009 21:18:16 +0000 http://swampland.blogs.time.com/?p=17865#comment-106670 I think it's one of Cheney's droppings. I never bought that story about him lifting his own boxes and throwing his back out. He pinched out that behemoth and couldn't walk for 3 days. I think it's one of Cheney's droppings. I never bought that story about him lifting his own boxes and throwing his back out. He pinched out that behemoth and couldn't walk for 3 days.

]]> By: 53_3 http://swampland.blogs.time.com/2009/10/30/1000-words-yamming-it-up/comment-page-3/#comment-106668 53_3 Sat, 31 Oct 2009 21:06:35 +0000 http://swampland.blogs.time.com/?p=17865#comment-106668 <i>Michelle</i> Dr. Oz! Look at this! . I think this is one of GWB's.uh, "droppings"! . <i>Dr. Oz</i> Well, it's certainly interesting, Michelle. It's not in an 'S' shape like a healthy buttsnake, and it certainly looks like it took a while to pinch it off. It's not really a very healthy color, either. . Hmmm... . Michelle
Dr. Oz! Look at this!
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I think this is one of GWB's.uh, "droppings"!
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Dr. Oz
Well, it's certainly interesting, Michelle. It's not in an 'S' shape like a healthy buttsnake, and it certainly looks like it took a while to pinch it off. It's not really a very healthy color, either.
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Hmmm...
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