Son of a Millworker, or Sonuva...?
I don't want to write about John Edwards. You don't want to read about John Edwards. And yet here we are, nearly two years after the National Enquirer first reported he had an affair with a then-unnamed campaign staffer, and Edwards is still managing to keep his private screw-up in the headlines. According to the latest reports, the former Democratic politician is maybe, kinda, sorta considering publicly admitting that he is the father of Rielle Hunter's young daughter. Someone really should tell him we all already know.
Back when Edwards was a rising star in the Democratic Party, people used to say he was the next Bill Clinton. But even Clinton only dragged his feet for eight and a half months of denials and partial-admissions before coming clean about his affair with Monica Lewinsky. What they do have in common is that both men seem to have been just as afraid of privately admitting to their wives what they'd done as they were of disclosing their transgressions to the country.
If Edwards failed to learn from Clinton's example, he's at least providing a textbook example for future politicians of how not to handle a scandal:
- Don't have an affair while you're running for president. Especially not if your wife is a beloved cancer survivor.
- If you do have an affair, for God's sake, use protection.
- If you don't use protection, and your mistress gets pregnant, do not ask a friend of yours to take the fall and claim the baby is his. Friend or not, he will write a book someday.
- If you do ask a friend of yours to take the fall, do not also enlist campaign supporters to pay off your mistress so that she'll stay quiet. She won't.
- If you do convince supporters to pay hush money, do not go visit your mistress (who you have publicly denied you were involved with) and your child (who you have publicly denied is yours) at a hotel in Los Angeles.
- And if you ignore all of this and do make that visit and get caught by the National Enquirer and decide to finally confess the affair, do not take your cue from 1980s pop songs and continue to insist that the "kid is not my [daughter]." That will only seriously piss off your mistress. Not to mention your wife, when you eventually have to admit the truth to her, because this is the 21st century and we have tests that can establish paternity and even though your magical silver tongue made you rich and famous, you will not be able to talk your way out of that. Plus, the kid looks exactly like you.
Now, in addition to the personal drama of whether or not Edwards will admit that he fathered Hunter's daughter--and, presumably, bear some responsibility for supporting her--Edwards is facing a potential legal battle as well. A federal grand jury in North Carolina is investigating whether the efforts of Edwards and some of his campaign supporters to keep the affair secret violated campaign laws. Why, that could almost be the premise for a primetime television drama...
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I don't want to write about John Edwards. You don't want to read about John Edwards.
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If only there was some way to resolve this conundrum. Some quick, easy fix that we just haven't thought of yet. -
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7. Don't talk about wedding plans with your mistress while waiting on your cancer-stricken wife to pass away sooner rather than later.
8. Didn't you learn anything...ANYTHING...about affairs from the previous Democratic president?
9. Why didn't you hike the Appalachian Trail or something?
The more I hear about him, the more scumbaggish he becomes. Preferably I never want to see him in public again. If, heaven forbid, his spouse exits before he does, don't allow him to the funeral.
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That Point No. 7 was especially fine. And here's some unsolicited advice for the cancer-stricken wife: "If you gave your husband power of attorney in the event of your incapacity, rescind it. Now."
The Constant Weader at http://www.RealityChex.com
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Exhibit A for thinking with the wrong head....
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Amy Sullivan:
I don't want to write about John Edwards. You don't want to read about John Edwards. And yet here we are...
Really?
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Here we are?
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How is the fact that you can't stop writing about tabloid stupidity our fault?
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Isn't it completely within your power to not write pieces that you know are worthless for people who loathe you for writing them, Amy Sullivan?
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If you don't want to write about him, and you know we don't want to read about him, then what law of physics compels you to do it anyway, as if you were a potted plant forced by the earth's gravitation to hurtle to your inevitable destruction twenty floors below the window from which you were willfully thrown?
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What is the magical, mystical force that overturns the free will with which you were graced by God, Amy Sullivan?
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Can't you, you know, just try a little harder not to vomit forth this dreck onto your readers' shoes, to hold it in until you get to some sort of literary latrine?
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If you know that it's a waste, and you know that we know that it's a waste, and it just befouls the both of us to have to pay it any attention, and you will be despised for your involvement in its spread, then could you just perform the supreme favor of restraining yourself from inflicting stories like this on us all?
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What do I have to do to get you to stop, Amy Sullivan, pay you not to post this crap? Is that the new revenue model for Time Magazine...readers should pay writers directly in the form of bribes not to produce stories? Is this the new plan to save journalism?
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Please, please...please, for God's sake don't do this to us again, Amy Sullivan. Can you help us out here?-
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Isn't it completely within your power to not write pieces that you know are worthless for people who loathe you for writing them, Amy Sullivan?
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It's almost like she's powerless to resist her desires... rather like certain politicians....
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I wouldn't ordinarily write something so obnoxious, but secure in the knowledge that you never, ever read or participate in comment threads: Amy, your articles and posts are nearly universally witless and uninformative. Print journalism is circling the drain because people like you collect paychecks despite failing to provide any useful service of any sort for anyone. You are terrible at your job and at life. -
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Guys, there's no law that says print media thinks this way and web media that way. The personal insults you hurl must be to your intelligence but I trust you're better than that.
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Stuart, always appreciate your comments, there always thoughtful and intelligent, even if I don't always agree with them.
But this is a blog, and this post went up at 1:30 in the morning. Let's cut her some slack. Its not like Congress was working around the clock to actually deliver Healthcare Reform Bill that - as you regularly remind us Stuart - will actually cost us less than healthcare currently costs per each American compared to the rest of developed nation.
I give you credit Amy, funny post - some times these posts remind us that we were here to see a rising star of a politician flame up and burn up and become a footnote in history. I can't wait to see that entry in encyclopedias 50 years from now when I'll chuckle to myself.
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Actually nflfoghorn, there is a difference--
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The mainstream media claim they have to focus on this ridiculous crap because that's what their audience demand. Now while I personally think it a vapid excuse, it's their business and they are entitled to drive it into the ground any way they see fit. However, in this venue it is clear that this audience is decidedly uninterested in this ridiculous crap and unless the goal is to drive it into the ground as well, perhaps they might consider differentiating between the two venues.
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Time.com benefits from the cache of having a blog that has become a must read for the punditocracy. A status that can only be reached when a blog draws intelligent and thoughtful commenters like Stuart and so many others who are only here because they want to escape this kind of msm drivel. If only Amy respected her audience enough to read their comments she would know that and she would realize that she is contributing to an atmosphere that is driving away the very engaging commentary that it is known for. I fear that with so many of the old regular commenters like jayacroyd, jamesLA, sgwhite, 53, sacred, Kathy, pourmecoffee, cincinnatus, joymama, even Rose (miss you girl) , etc., no longer stopping by or spending much less time than they used to, we may already be headed in that direction. -
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How is the fact that you can't stop reading tabloid stupidity her fault?
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Please, please...please, for God's sake don't do this to us again, Amy Sullivan. Can you help us out here?
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Please, please, please Amy, continue to write on this no matter how much it makes you "puke into the literary latrine".
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It is only by exposing these types of behaviors, bringing them to the forefront of the publics attention, yes even throwing it into their faces that they will for once, wake up and understand their elected officials in Washington are nothing but a bunch of corrupt lunatics for the most part.
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For those elected officials who are doing the right thing, keeping standards of behavior that the majority of Americans also believe in, then and only then will this type of behavior stop.
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Listening to "chicken little" above, and adopting his beliefs and values for reporting, simply puts you at the level of the individuals like Edwards. If you do not report on this behavior, it will continue and even get worse. We must hold these people accountable. They must know that they are not above the law, or that their behaviors are not acceptable. They must know that if they make bad choices in life, then they will also pay for those choices.
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Continue what you do Amy, and report on the things you believe to be of importance to the American public.
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Our elected officials should be held to a higher standard. If they want to speak in our schools to our children, then they should also emulate the type of behavior which is deemed acceptable. Progressives like stuart believe that they should be allowed to “live and let live”. There are no real values, morals or beliefs for the Progressives. They simply want each and every individual to be regarded as the one who will make their own decisions on their behavior as they see fit to do so. They believe that the likes of the ACLU are there to protect those individual freedoms, and permit this type of behavior to continue unchecked. But a country without values, morals and beliefs are nothing more than any uncivilized group of orangutans running across the plains in Africa.
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Are you an orangutan, Amy? If so, then you will follow stuarts direction and not print anything like this in the future. You will simply run behind stuart, smelling his butt and never knowing the difference between what is right or wrong. -
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ymmartin:
always appreciate your comments, there always thoughtful and intelligent, even if I don't always agree with them.
Thanks very much for the kind words.
Let's cut her some slack. Its not like Congress was working around the clock...
I intended my criticism to be more humorous than anything else, but there is a purpose.
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For years --decades, now-- we've heard various explanations from mainstream journalism proponents as to the long slide into the tabloid toilet. Some of those explanations revolve around the notion that cable news and tabloid TeeBee news hurt journalism ( http://people-press.org/report/?pageid=318 ):Virtually all news media executives and journalists agree that tabloid television programs have hurt their profession. Roughly 85% of the national and local news media say shows like "Hard Copy" and "Inside Edition" have had a negative effect on journalism. Only 3%-4% say the effect has been positive. This sentiment is shared by the print and television news media.
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When asked about the competition spawned by the increased number of cable outlets, the press is somewhat less positive. Roughly four-in-ten say competition and the increased number of cable news outlets has made journalism better, while one-third say this trend has made journalism worse.
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At both the national and local levels, those in television news have a more positive view of this trend. More than half of national television journalists think this competition has made journalism better, compared to only 36% of national print journalists. Similarly, 45% of those who work in local television news say this has made things better; 35% of the local print press agree.
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Among those who think competition and the increased number of cable outlets has hurt journalism, many say the need to compete has lowered journalistic standards. Those in the national media also think competition has fostered an interest in getting the story first rather than getting the story right. Many in local television news complain that, as a result of increased competition, ratings now take precedence over quality.Another explanation for this decline in journalism's quality is that publications are simply responding to audience demand ( http://tunedin.blogs.time.com/2009/07/07/mj-coverage-how-much-is-too-much/ )
Is the news media overcovering Michael Jackson's continuing death at the expense of news that matters? In the New York Daily News, David Hinckley argues that the media is "just responding to Michael Jackson's fans demands," with coverage that audiences have ratified with ratings.
Well, I have a theory (even though you should read James Poniewozik's piece in full) too:
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Publications like Time are somewhat like the Democratic Party (stop laughing, I don't mean it like that!)
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For decades, these publications have felt confident that they could count on engaged news consumers like us to support their product regardless of content, even when they descended into tabloidism. In their minds, at least, there was nowhere else for us to go. They were the only legitimate journalism, and so we were stuck with them and their product.
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In that perceived situation, the case could be made that readership could be increased by appealing to Access Hollywood's audience. After all, if the serious news consumers weren't going anywhere, why not compete with People's cover at the checkout line?
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Also, if nobody could point to an overwhelmingly negative response from real readers, then why not get as many low-information, gossip-munching eyeballs as possible?
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It's this tendency that's analogous to national Democrats' tendency to take "the base" for granted, and actively attempt to court low-information, low-engagement independents at the expense of a real and principled message.
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Now it's a different story, however. Just like the DSCC is going to get a reply to their fund-raising email along the lines of "Senate Democrats are screwing the public on health care, why would I give them a dime?", it's also incumbent upon serious journalism's "base" to let institutions know how badly our being taken for granted is received.
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I understand that a reasonable case can be made for "If you don't like it, just move on." (I make that case a great deal myself in many circumstances), but it seems crazy to me to waste the opportunity to deny the journo's principle justification for tabloidism --that we really in our heart of hearts are lusting for it-- and call them out for being unwilling or unable to distinguish their real readers from the carnival funhouse passers-by.
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Stuart, thank you again for your thoughtful and insightful perspective. You really are a valuable commenter to the Swamp. Dee is right, its said to see so many of the old commenters (I've been here awhile myself, but I know enough not to comment too often when I'm not the expert) leave because they have really made this blog the great source that it is.
Your point regarding "audience demand" is very nuanced and interesting, something I'm going to have to think about before responding directly. But one point I'd like to add is the 'tribalization' of media, which I think resonates with your point. I happen to work, and have worked in the past at media sites of varying sizes, and to me what Time does by using tabloid-like content is simply their desperation to reach as large of an audience as possible. There's no doubt - and its an unfortunate aspect of our society - that tabloid-like content brings the eyeballs, regardless of actual interest. Hey look, we're all here commenting and most of us don't care about Edwards anymore.
MSM sites like Time, just like as large TV networks can't handle the transition of their audience to Cable for example, can't handle how increasingly niche content has become. People now choose to go exactly to what interests them, that's relatable, that's pertinent. Monolithic content sources are the dinosaurs of media, they offer very little depth and in order to retain their audiences (and the hefty ad $s they charge for the exposure) they are now forced to go to the bottom of the toilet of content in order to get anyone to swing by.
Time should expect their audiences to shrink, and instead focus on the niche, the narrow, the relevant to the portion of the audience who matter - like us commenters. Not only would that mean a better class of content, a better class of reader, but maybe a better class - and higher premium dollars - of advertiser.
Though I still stand by my earlier comment, Amy its a funny post.
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I got a good laugh from the folks who lambasted Amy about the 'we' being here going on to say that it was all Amy's fault for dredging it up again.
Hey, folks, YOU'RE READING IT.
So, yes, here 'we' are once again.
The simple way to avoid being here is to ignore the articles on subjects you are sick of hearing about. That's not hard. Amy is merely doing what journalblogists do these days: Write anything that drives traffic to the advertisers. She is simply being a good soldier in the news as entertainment industry.
If no one reads the articles, they'll find something else to write about in the hopes of attracting readers. That's how the world works these days. Ask any reporter out there. It's all about sensationalism and sex sells.
At least it isnt another article about Swine Flu. The flip side to the sex sells aspect of the "newstainment" industry is that fear sells, too.
As far as the article goes, it has all the lurid attraction of a five car fatal crash on the freeway with all of us rubbernecking the politically dead body of Mr. Edwards...
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Long holiday weekend in the country, I decide to plug in and see what's up, and mother-f'ing-whammo John Edwards' loins sprouting forth. Bravo! 20 odd posts today alone, all of them with low comment counts. There's an adage that springs to mind, oh hell who really gives a sh!t, right.
Looks like PW and co. have held to their commitments. Looking wiser every moment ... that.
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Thanks AS, I was curious what the "Christian" take on this important story was.
The way your training informs your thinking is something I would hope readers ponder.-
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…and ponder I did (after cooling down from earlier rants). Amy offers one view, but what else is out there? European views on affairs, and their media coverage, are different from ours, though even they will squawk about egregious scandals such as Berlusconi's or the ‘60's Profumo coupling that helped bring down the British govt. (yeah, “ill health” was blamed for the PM's resignation, bwahahaha) Hmm, now if we can get Amy to analyze American vs. European romantic differences and their moral implications? Her UK training can come in handy for her work after all, yes?
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How about doing a story on the many wives and concubines that King David had?
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if we give up our walk with creator of universe and disobey gods laws of fidelity in marriage we end up miserable and lose the future we could have had as god takes away his blessings according to bad chices or good choices we make. a lovely spouse was hurt .
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I confess. I haven't been paying much attention to John Edwards. Therefore, when his name would come up in conversation and everyone else chuckled, although I knew he had an affair, I didn't know much else. Thanks to Amy's synopsis here, I at least I have a basic understanding of the story and can save myself the embarassment of having to ask what all the fuss is about.
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1) If you don't want to read it, don't read it.
2) No more flaming the Swamplanders. If you disagree, say so. If you have an opinion, say it! But this: "You are terrible at your job and at life" is immature and uncalled for.
We have a great lack of respect in today's discourse, which many Americans seem to respond very strongly to. It works - gets you good ratings and such. But maybe we can just be a little nicer on Swampland? If you find yourself consistently incensed by what you read here, and just cannot help yourself, refer to point 1.
Thanks.
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Amen!
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Double amen. I wish the name John Edwards would just go away too. Yet I'm the one who read above the fold, clicked to go deeper, and then even bothered to scour the comments. Where I found such vitriol that it turned my stomach. Very poor showing.
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Reasonable enough, on Point #2. I get a time out.
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7. Never say you were hiking the Appalachian Trail.
Actually, I think Amy's rules should be included in a handbook that new legislators get (they do get a handbook right?) when they arrive at the capital. Maybe they could have these rules cross-stitched, framed, and hung on their office walls.
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Um, that was #9, actually.
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(start from the beginning)
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Maybe Edwards will end upon Dancing With The Stars in a few years? Meanwhile, backstage...
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I have to admit I feel schadenfreude here--aimed at that a particular slice of the bloggotude who were adamant Edwards' supporters in the Democrat primary days (I was an early Obama supporter). Many of us never thought this guy came off as sincere, yet we were shouted down by purists who insisted only Edwards saw the plight of the common man.
This schadenfreude reflects my very imperfect character. I'm working on it...
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Hey I heard Michael Jackson was dead, too!
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To: Amy, from John Edwards:
I didn't want to have an extramarital affair. And yet here I am...
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Two years after the news broke that Edwards had a ho on the side, poor, poor, poor Amy Sullivan announces: "I don't want to write about John Edwards. You don't want to read about John Edwards."
Even the execrable New York Times-Democrat only ignored the existence of one of the whack job 9/11 Truther conspiracy theorists in the Obama adminstration for a few weeks until it was forced to mention "Van Jones" when he was dumped.
"You don't want to read about John Edwards"? "You"? At least give Time magazine and Sullivan credit for clearly recognizing their tiny, mind-numbed audience.
Also, Sullivan asserts that Elizabeth Edwards if "beloved". "Beloved" by whom? The aforesaid "you"?
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Um, Text, by most everyone with a beating heart, of which for you we're apparently still searching.
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Actually, I think it is a good thing to keep things "fair and balanced". Even if it is a simple reminder to us all that we are but human, and make mistakes in life.
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Republican or Democrat, these things will continue to happen. We can only hope that they do not happen while they are elected to the highest office in the land. If anything, perhaps our children will one day say, "wow, he really was a scum-bucket". -
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So don't write about John Edwards. I haven't seen you chime in yet about Levi Johnston's startling revelations about the Palin family. If this is news, so is that.
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Hey, let's talk about Sanford. That's a lot more funner!
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'Read your stuff, Dee - thx.
I think Brinkley said it best a long time ago: the news is what I say it is. That may not hold true for you and if so you have the right to tune it out. The author of said work should state that, if he/she's not pretending to play it objectively, it's the author's opinion.I don't see a point in beating up the journalists who bring news to us as long as there's a compelling reason to present it (in this case there's a prurient one). There's something to be said about a man who once was widely respected by many and is now despised by many for his personal downfall. The mighty don't fall as often as they should but when it happens, to me that's news.
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The saddest thing is how an apparently stunned Elizabeth Edwards went to bat for her husband AFTER she learned of the affair. I'm sure by now she has thought better of it, but in doing so, she compounded Edwards' lies to the public about his great character, embracing of women's rights, etc.
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You're right -- instead, let's talk about Ensign and Vitter, who continue to have power as Senators. But maybe there's some reason that that would not be prudent.
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[...] know: The former presidential candidate who admitted to having an affair with a campaign worker now may admit to being the father of her [...]
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The correct term is "shadenfreude" which is German for "pleasure from someone else's pain."
Edward's stupidity makes most of us feel good that his problems are not our problems. It also reminds us of the fragility that comes from hypocrisy.
Now if someone would pay more attention to how long Sarah Palin was married before her first son was born, or why Rush Limbaugh was illegally getting Oxycontin and Viagra, then everyone would realize how easy it is for a public figure to be a hypocrite.
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