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Tom DeLay on Dancing With The Stars

Okay, I'll come clean: I voted for him. In fact, I didn't even wait for him to dance before I voted for him. And I would done it more than once, if only I could have figured out how to work the texting function on my BlackBerry by myself. (Instead, I had to turn to Swampkid #2, who refused to send it in for me again and then canceled my vote by casting one of his own for the UFC guy.)

Belinda Luscombe gives us the backstory on the Hammer's Second Act.

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  • 1

    Texans! Hmmph.

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    KT-What a heart warming story. Swampkid #2, attempting to save momma from herself and in the process saving all Dancing With The Stars fans from Tom Delay's fat booty.

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    Okay, I'll come clean: I voted for him.
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    Why? He certainly can't dance, and has zero entertainment value (unlike Cloris Leachman).

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    You don't want a costume that screams: I used to be an exterminator.
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    Unless of course you're doing Flamenco.....

  • 5

    I don't get it KT. He may be from Texas, but he's also a bad dancer and a world-class a**hole. Why enable? I'm actually a big fan of his partner Cheryl, but I can't wait for his big butt to sache off the stage for good.

  • 6

    Karen Tumulty: "Okay, I'll come clean: I voted for him."

    Now, Time magazine employees can truthfully answer the question: "Has there ever been a Time magazine employee who ever cast a vote for a Republican?"

  • 7

    I must've been asleep when the "you must care about a stupid dance show" train left the station. Instead of talking about his Botox butt, shouldn't we be asking why DeLay ain't indicted yet???

  • 8

    [...] a summary of the appearance over at Swampland. Also at Swampland, Karen Tumulty has a post up about Tom DeLay's performance on Dancing with the [...]

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    [...] FEAR THE DANCING REPUBLICAN.  Even liberals are voting for Tom DeLay on Dancing with the [...]

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    MICHAEL IRVIN

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    [...] more here: Add Your Comment: Tags: dancing, dancing-with-the-stars, entertainment, facebook, karen-tumulty, ktumulty, obama, [...]

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    [...] Karen Tumulty at Swampland: Okay, I’ll come clean: I voted for him. In fact, I didn’t even wait for him to dance before I voted for him. And I would done it more than once, if only I could have figured out how to work the texting function on my BlackBerry by myself. (Instead, I had to turn to Swampkid #2, who refused to send it in for me again and then canceled my vote by casting one of his own for the UFC guy.) [...]

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    [...] The rendition was, however, nowhere near as traumatizing as the sight of a Tom DeLay ass-shake (I'm blaming you, Karen, if he doesn't get voted off this [...]

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