1,000 Words

For the first one...

"En garde Joe!"

"Luke...I mean Tim...I am your father."

"Can I use this thing to bend the cost curve?"

My creative juices aren't flowing right now, but don't these photos show just how great a country we can be when Americans can enjoy themselves on the White House lawn?

Well, I look less ridiculous here than I did when I threw a baseball like a girl at the All-Star Game. But hey, did you see my "chiseled pectorals glistening in the sun"?

…thanks, KT!
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“Help me, Obama-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.”
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“I find your lack of faith solemnly amusing.”
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Voice of Ted Kennedy's ghost: “Barack, use the Force.”
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“Do or do not; there is not try.”
Obama: “Oh great, Dingell, NOW you tell me.”
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Obama whispers during his saber fight, “Michelle, ditch that J Crew stuff and put on your Princess Leia outfit already. Help me out here.”
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“I've been waiting for you, Obama-Wan. We meet again, at last….When I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the master.”
“Only a master of lobbyists, Baucus.”

Practicing for the eventual duel with Joe Wilson, eh?

http://www.political-buzz.com/

Notwithstanding another hideous, hideous, hideous outfit worn by Michelle "For the first time in my adult life, I am proud of my country" Obama, expect to see dozens of more fawning stories about her "style" in Time magazine, ABC, NBC, CBS, PBS, from that idiotic leftist Robin Givhan in the Washington Post-Democrat, et al.

“Shields up! Phaser on stun.”
“…uh, Sir, wrong series, and that's a light saber.”
“What, this isn't a photon torpedo?”
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“His high exaltedness, the Great Grassley the Hutt, has decreed that your proposed legislation is to be terminated immediately.”
“Good. I hate long waits."
“Your bill will be taken to the Doomed C-SPAN, and cast into the pit of Congress, the nesting place of the all-powerful Sarlaac, I mean, Senate.”
“Meh. Doesn't sound so bad.”
“In its belly you will find a new definition of pain and suffering as your bill is lobbied, rewritten, and slowly digested over a thousand years.”
“On second thought, let's pass on that, mkay? Michelle? Olympia? Hillary? KAREN!”

Guy on the right, in background, whispering urgently:
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Scottie. Scottie!
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Aye, liutenant
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Party of three. Beam them up now.

The Force is strong with That One.

"Where's Jabba the Hut Rush Limbaugh when you want him?"

“He's now more machine than man, twisted and evil.”
“Oh, c'mon, he's only been an insurance lobbyist six months after leaving Baucus' staff.”
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“Look, Ms. Sullivan, let's get one thing straight. I take orders from just one person: Michelle.”
“It's a wonder your HC exchange proposal is still alive.” [pushing past Chewbaucus] “Will someone get this big walking carpet out of my way already?”
“No reward is worth this….well, maybe…”
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“I know who you are and where you've come from, but from now on you'll do as I say for this interview, mkay?”
“Yes, Ms. Tumulty.”
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“But Sir. The odds of successfully surviving an attack on an Insurance Star Destroyer are approximately...”
“Shut up, Spock."

“I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in recission and were suddenly terminated from policy coverage.”
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…thanks again, Karen. Hopefully your conference is going well.

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Michelle Malkin on Fox: "What we see here is a continuation of the disturbing trend of racially motivated violence that Barack Obama is clearly now directly responsible for."

From Rush and Glenn Beck:

"Just another black man fencing stuff on his front lawn"

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Michelle: Barack! Bust a cap in his ass. I saw a McCain/Palin sticker on his bumper! He's a plant!

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May the forced bravado be with you.