Comments on: 1,000 Words http://swampland.blogs.time.com/2009/08/22/1000-words-23/ A blog about politics. Wed, 10 Mar 2010 21:34:17 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Some World News Headlines, and a footnote « Ike Jakson’s Blog http://swampland.blogs.time.com/2009/08/22/1000-words-23/comment-page-2/#comment-91438 Some World News Headlines, and a footnote « Ike Jakson’s Blog Mon, 31 Aug 2009 18:54:40 +0000 http://swampland.blogs.time.com/?p=15493#comment-91438 [...] http://swampland.blogs.time.com/2009/08/22/1000-words-23/ [...] [...] http://swampland.blogs.time.com/2009/08/22/1000-words-23/ [...]

]]> By: sacredh http://swampland.blogs.time.com/2009/08/22/1000-words-23/comment-page-2/#comment-89600 sacredh Mon, 24 Aug 2009 02:09:22 +0000 http://swampland.blogs.time.com/?p=15493#comment-89600 OT, but my MIL is going in for routine tests tomorrow and thinks her days are numbered. Would it be rude if I packed all her sh!t up and hauled it down to Goodwill before she gets home? I'd prefer to burn her stuff and sprinkle the ashes with Holy Water but I'm afraid my wife might be offended. Any thoughts? OT, but my MIL is going in for routine tests tomorrow and thinks her days are numbered. Would it be rude if I packed all her sh!t up and hauled it down to Goodwill before she gets home? I'd prefer to burn her stuff and sprinkle the ashes with Holy Water but I'm afraid my wife might be offended. Any thoughts?

]]> By: dunedweller http://swampland.blogs.time.com/2009/08/22/1000-words-23/comment-page-2/#comment-89586 dunedweller Sun, 23 Aug 2009 21:33:02 +0000 http://swampland.blogs.time.com/?p=15493#comment-89586 Thanks sacredh! I'll attribute it to lack of sleep. . I enjoyed your comments very much too... Thanks sacredh! I'll attribute it to lack of sleep.
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I enjoyed your comments very much too...

]]> By: square1 http://swampland.blogs.time.com/2009/08/22/1000-words-23/comment-page-2/#comment-89545 square1 Sun, 23 Aug 2009 14:08:54 +0000 http://swampland.blogs.time.com/?p=15493#comment-89545 BC: "Don't worry about health care, Barack. Ask Bob Dole how much Hillarycare hurt me. You know...the guy who taught me how to triangulate the base was Dick Morris. I should get you his phone number. Wait...I'm sure Rahm has it. Smart guy, Morris. Just don't put him on the White House payroll. And make sure he's not on speaker phone when you talk to him." BC: "Don't worry about health care, Barack. Ask Bob Dole how much Hillarycare hurt me.

You know...the guy who taught me how to triangulate the base was Dick Morris. I should get you his phone number. Wait...I'm sure Rahm has it.

Smart guy, Morris. Just don't put him on the White House payroll. And make sure he's not on speaker phone when you talk to him."

]]> By: sacredh http://swampland.blogs.time.com/2009/08/22/1000-words-23/comment-page-1/#comment-89540 sacredh Sun, 23 Aug 2009 12:37:06 +0000 http://swampland.blogs.time.com/?p=15493#comment-89540 Thanks, but with a photo like that, they almost write themselves. Thanks, but with a photo like that, they almost write themselves.

]]> By: sacredh http://swampland.blogs.time.com/2009/08/22/1000-words-23/comment-page-2/#comment-89539 sacredh Sun, 23 Aug 2009 12:32:03 +0000 http://swampland.blogs.time.com/?p=15493#comment-89539 Here's the plan: We've already got video of Todd and Tina Fey. Tina told Todd she wanted to give him a hummer and he said he wanted a Jeep instead. Our plant in the republican party, Michael Steele, got a semen sample from Limbaugh. All he had to do was insult him to get an audience. Once he was in the office with the bottle of oxys it was a done deal. Next we plant the DNA sample on Charlie Crist's chin. Huckabee says he'll not run if we can get him some hottie that works for TIME. We're going to need blueprints of the Vatican dungeons. As for Jindal, we're working on getting him to give another rebuttal for your next State of the Union speech. Here's the plan: We've already got video of Todd and Tina Fey. Tina told Todd she wanted to give him a hummer and he said he wanted a Jeep instead. Our plant in the republican party, Michael Steele, got a semen sample from Limbaugh. All he had to do was insult him to get an audience. Once he was in the office with the bottle of oxys it was a done deal. Next we plant the DNA sample on Charlie Crist's chin. Huckabee says he'll not run if we can get him some hottie that works for TIME. We're going to need blueprints of the Vatican dungeons. As for Jindal, we're working on getting him to give another rebuttal for your next State of the Union speech.

]]> By: sacredh http://swampland.blogs.time.com/2009/08/22/1000-words-23/comment-page-2/#comment-89538 sacredh Sun, 23 Aug 2009 12:20:43 +0000 http://swampland.blogs.time.com/?p=15493#comment-89538 My vote goes to 27.1 for the win. My vote goes to 27.1 for the win.

]]> By: sevenoaks07 http://swampland.blogs.time.com/2009/08/22/1000-words-23/comment-page-2/#comment-89537 sevenoaks07 Sun, 23 Aug 2009 12:20:31 +0000 http://swampland.blogs.time.com/?p=15493#comment-89537 Bill: what do you think of my meeting with Tom Daschle? Did I give conflict of interest a bad name? Bill: what do you think of my meeting with Tom Daschle? Did I give conflict of interest a bad name?

]]> By: sacredh http://swampland.blogs.time.com/2009/08/22/1000-words-23/comment-page-1/#comment-89536 sacredh Sun, 23 Aug 2009 12:19:05 +0000 http://swampland.blogs.time.com/?p=15493#comment-89536 He also asked Obama to send a Specials Ops team to recover the clothes they wore on the plane and take them to the cleaners or else prepare a pardon in case they've already been tested. He also asked Obama to send a Specials Ops team to recover the clothes they wore on the plane and take them to the cleaners or else prepare a pardon in case they've already been tested.

]]> By: dunedweller http://swampland.blogs.time.com/2009/08/22/1000-words-23/comment-page-2/#comment-89535 dunedweller Sun, 23 Aug 2009 11:43:30 +0000 http://swampland.blogs.time.com/?p=15493#comment-89535 Clinton: I tried offering Rush Limbaugh to North Korea but they told me they didn't have enough food or drugs to keep him a week. Clinton: I tried offering Rush Limbaugh to North Korea but they told me they didn't have enough food or drugs to keep him a week.

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