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Diplomacy, Busey-Style

Because it's Friday afternoon--and because Gary Busey is never not funny, in a crazed sort of way.

After reading this ridiculous Politico article about Obama's drinking habits (Does the President drink too much? Some callers to a Louisiana sports radio show think so!), I started looking for references to Jimmy Carter and alcohol, because my memory is that the man from Plains was pretty roundly mocked for his tee-totaling ways. But I got distracted when my search brought up a transcript of a Saturday Night Live sketch from the show's fourth season in which guest host Gary Busey plays presidential problem sibling Billy Carter and makes a muck of Middle East diplomacy. (Note to George Mitchell: leave Busey at home.)

No luck so far finding video of "The Carter Brothers," but I'll keep looking. Consider it a public service. We can't afford to let comedy like this become lost to history.

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  • 1

    Even an underage P-nnto could tell that Billy Beer was the worst concoction ever to be canned.

  • 2

    The Gary Busey episode is one of my favorites. Season 4 rocks. So how much longer do I have to wait for Season 5 on DVD?

  • 3

    For a big a joke as most Politico articles are, that one is truly ridiculous. I think a President that doesn't drink a la Bush is far creepier than one that has a beer watching a basketball game. Every born again, dry drunk I have ever met has been a violent unpredictable person.

  • 4

    Thanks, Amy! Please write in more often. I think you can download / buy that episode at Amazon's video on demand page? As for drinks, well, if both the Last Supper and Life of Brian's praise / rant over Romans celebrated wine, then Obama can drink what he wants. Remember Lincoln's comments about Grant's drinking, "If I knew his brand, I'd send a barrel or so to some other generals." Amy, do you (or KT) know what are Obama's fave wines and spirits? We can send a few cases to the Senate to get a health care deal done. Cheers / skol / za vas!

  • 5

    It's currently 97 degrees in my corner of the world. A nice cold beer sounds like a very good idea. Do not tease me with these sorts of ideas as I am trapped in cube-ville at the moment.

  • 6

    Gary Busey, an underrated actor. He was great in "Point Break".

  • 7

    I liked him in Lethal Weapon. Who can forget his turn as Mr. Joshua?

  • 8

    He rocked in "Lethal Weapon". He was good in "Predator 2". Best line: "A F'in Alien".
    .
    Speaking of Predator and the "Truth is stranger than fiction" department, who woulda thunk that when Predator came out, there were two future governors in the cast.
    .
    Is Gopher still a Congressman?

  • 9

    Wasn't he in that Steven Segal movie, Under Seige? Not one of his better efforts.

    Best Predator 1 line: "I ain't got time to bleed".

  • 10

    queen, gotta disagree with you on that--best line in Predator 1 was Arnold's "If it bleeds, we can kill it." But yours is def. up there.

  • 11

    Regarding the status of Gopher aka Fred Grandy:

    He was elected to Congress in 1986 and served 4 terms. In 2003, Grandy was named co-host of The Grandy & Andy Morning Show, a conservative radio news/talk show on 630 WMAL-AM in Washington, D.C.
    Grandy is also currently the host of a show on Retirement Living TV called "Daily Cafe" with MSNBC anchor Alex Witt.[

  • 12

    No one can top Clint Eastwood for best lines in a flick though.

  • 13

    Gopher no longer a Congressman--say it isn't so . . . .
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    Isn't Cooter (from Dukes of Hazzard) a Congressman too?

  • 14

    Cooter aka Ben Jones:
    Elected to Congress via Georgia 1988. Defeated in 1992. He now acts and writes.

    "Dying ain't no way to way to make a living"

  • 15

    Rut-ro, a civil conversation between spongy and an Swampland poster, it must be awful cold down in hell.

  • 16

    Regarding the temperature of hell. Best answer, from an anonymous student:

    From basic theological assumptions, no souls ever leave Hell. Hell is conceived of as a place of punishment where its inmates are tortured for all eternity. On the other hand, souls are continually entering Hell. Many religions teach that anyone who is not a member will go to Hell. Historically, Christians have taught that all non-Christians will go to Hell. And many non-Christians have believed that all Christians will go there as well. One might therefore assume that all souls will end up in Hell. Thus with souls continually entering Hell and no souls exiting, the total mass of Hell is increasing.

    There are two possibilities:

    If the volume of Hell is expanding at a slower rate than souls are entering, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will "clearly increase until all Hell breaks loose."

    On the other hand, if hell is expanding faster than this rate, then the temperature and pressure will "drop until Hell freezes over."

    The student recalled a postulate given to him by a certain coed during his freshman year. She said that "it will be a cold night in Hell before I sleep
    with you." He noted that he had still not been able to engage in sexual relationships with her. He concluded that Hell is in no danger of freezing over. Thus Option 2 is invalid, the temperature of Hell is increasing, and thus Hell is exothermic.

  • 17

    Oh and "A man's got to know his limitations".

  • 18

    There's always:

    " I'm just trying to find out if anybody in this room knows what the hell law is being broken, besides cruelty to animals. "

  • 19

    It's long but it's my favorite...

    I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum - the most powerful hand gun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question--Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk!

  • 20

    "I gots to know; I gots to know".
    .
    Animal House has some great lines:

    "The issue is not whether we took a few liberties with our female party guest. We did. [Wink]."

  • 21

    "When the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor!" Germans? He's on a roll, go with it.

  • 22

    "That boy is a P.I.G. PIG!"

  • 23

    "See if you can guess what i am now . . . ."

  • 24

    "If the volume of Hell is expanding at a slower rate than souls are entering, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will "clearly increase until all Hell breaks loose.""

    However, it will depend on whether souls are bosonic or fermionic in nature. If souls are bosonic and superposition is possible, the increasing mass cause the gravity gradient to increase until Hell collapses within it's own event horizon without ever going through a hot state.

    Upon collapse, depending on it's mass, temperature will change as an inverse function of the mass as more souls are added. Thus, counterintuitively, Hell might be endothermic, as any other large mass black hole* would be.

    If souls are fermionic in nature, and the addition of souls increases the volume of Hell at less then a certain rate, the hot state will continue until the forces compelling souls to occupy their own energy state are overcome, at which point all hell would break loose!

    If fermionic souls being added to hell increase the volume of Hell at greater than that rate, no hot state would take place, with it's attendant pressure increase, and it actually might even feel quite, uh, well, a relatively normal state of affairs, so to speak...

    *Low mass black holes radiate away considerable energy by quantum tunneling at the event horizon, thus exhibiting very energetic exothermy. We can assume that since Hell has not explosively evaporated away already, this scenario can be rejected.

  • 25

    Souls would seem to be bosonic in nature.

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