Top Six Sanford Tweets (So Far)

KT-Call your Hollywood contacts. Pitch "I'm a Governor get me outta here."

@TeresaKopec Rush is on vacation this week & Sanford disappears. Coincidence?!

Stimulus fund applications?
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I thought you said Stimulus fund Appalachians!
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never mind.......

Gov's lucky he isn't blonde hair blue eyed blonde. Nancy Grace would have his a@@ for being found.

@TeresaKopec: Did Sanford go hiking... NAKED?! RT @allahpundit Dude? http://is.gd/1apIK

@mkramer Mark Sanford found trying to ford the river and his frickin' oxen died.

Sanford's journal entry: The wonderment of the litter, the majesty of the graffiti. As god is my witness, that stimulus money will ruin this place!

My twofer on Sanford and Hoekstra:
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@sgwhiteinfla Governor Sanford's wife: "My husband has been missing for 4 days, now I know what Winnie Mandela felt like" #tcot #p2

Sanford located. Had surgery to remove brain ahead of seeking the GOP nomination for 2012. Desperate to be as authentic as Palin. Brain was unacceptable hindrance.

Forget about all this politics stuff--in really really really interesting news, John and Kate split up.

At least some journalists are still practicing their craft.
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http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2009/06/sc_lawmaker_sanford_not_a_person_that_would_be_hap.php?ref=fpblg

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Sanford wandering in wilderness, triggering excited speculation from GOP faithful that he'll return with tablets.
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I suppose that anyone returning with tablets would trigger excitement from Rush Limbaugh, at least...

In th' scheme o' things, it be ri' true tha' this be not an earth-shakin' story, bu' it still be mighty satisfyin' t' smack a pestry fly.
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spongy - go F yerself!
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Arrgh.

Governor Palin was spotted searching the Applachian Trail in a helicopter looking for governor Sanford.

sacredh - and then she accidently shot at him, mistaking him for a wolf.

surely you realize, dunedweller, that culling the wolf population in Alaska is done for a reason

Is it really surprising that the msm has decided not to kick the GOP when its down? I just hope the media hasn't lost their curiosity to the same degree as their capacity for independent thought.

spob Says:
Tuesday, June 23, 2009 at 1:35 pm
surely you realize, dunedweller, that culling the wolf population in Alaska is done for a reason
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Because Palin thinks Mitt Romney has furry ears and a den of hungry cubs, perhaps?

No, junius, it's done for the video footage, and that in turn is for the benefit of the GunNutz.

@Radlein: Everyone! Please set your Twitter location to South Carolina, to help Governor Sanford hide!

ah, once again, snark masquerading as erudition . . . . so tiring.

FO, have you figured out how the state's ability to disenfranchise voters emanates from the Equal Protection Clause and the Due Process Clause? Just checking in. You mentioned how smart you were and bragged about teaching me in class. Perhaps you could explain.

spob, your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries. Now, quit using words that you don't understand. We all know you pick them out of a dictionary at random.

maverick, wow, you're at the head of the class--that's the smartest thing any lib has posted today--of course, that's akin to being the best hockey player in Mali

spob, since you are, however tenuously, literate, you are definitely as the head of the GOP class. Of course, that's akin to being the best-dressed ayatollah in Iran.