1,000 Words

"You know I did older women, right?"

DIG, dammit, dig!

You are pretty hot! No! You are pretty!

"If Demi gives me the boot, I'm coming for you Janet".

"With your assistance, we could do an off-the-hook episode of Punked."

KT:
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There's a specific word that describes those who are both voyeurs and sadists, right?
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If that's so, would there be a word for the victims of said voyeur-sadists?
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Well, on behalf of victims everywhere, may I please ask:
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"For God's sake, when will #nerdprom end?"

KT:
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LOL
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Even through my pain, I understand...

I think he is telling Janet ALL about the ACORN / CCI / SEIU / Obama connection, Karen. Maybe YOU should find out more about it too!!!

@SZ:

http://www.whysanity.net/monos/ahouse.html

Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

"No, seriously, Jan... It's all about Twitter."

"Dude, where's my car?"

Should we know who these people are?

You should have saved this for the weekend KT! It would have been like a cat with a new catnip toy!
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I'm not very good at these, but I'll go off the comment I made about Ashton's tie when I first saw it.
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"No ma'am, it's a bowtie, it's not a security threat, honest!"
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(Seriously, look at a picture of it, that bowtie is HUGE!)

You know, I didn't see "Dolores Claiborne", but you were GREAT in "Misery".

Tonebobb FTW!!!

"...and right before he hits the red button, I'll jump out and tell him he's being punked..."

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"Mrs. Napolitano, you're trying to seduce me."
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stuartzechman: There's a specific word that describes those who are both voyeurs and sadists...
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A sadist is really a masochist who follows the Golden Rule.

Janet Napolitano and Ashton Kutcher share a moment when both realize they are only 2 degrees of Kevin Bacon.

"I'm in charge of preventing bombs, Ashton, and if you make a sequel to 'What Happens in Vegas' there will be hell to pay."

Q: Are you going to tell me if you're wearing underwear?
A: Depends.

Seriously Janet, why would I remind you of a whiskey straw in a shot glass?

He's cute and isn't built too bad, but what the hell are these Teletubbies he keeps talking about?

AK: No madame Secretary, the term MILF came from the American Pie films, I was in Dude where's my car.

AK: Seeing as the President made Kumar Associate Director of the White House Office of Public Liaison, surely I could be Under Secretary for Transportation. I did find my car in the end.