1,000 Words

Lincoln: "I won my war."

Shakespeare, more accurately, Lincoln: "I didn't start a useless and unnecessary war, but I won it when it was brought to me."

Very true, fj. I was just going for conciseness.

Hey boss, where does the Cialis ad go?

Dee
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Its doubtful. You know conservatives, they will just say he didn't cut taxes ENOUGH.
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Thats ok, just keep hitting it

"There is no Washington in that--no Jackson in that--no manhood or honor in that."

-Abe Lincoln, 1861.

"There is no Washington in that--no Jackson in that--no manhood or honor in that."

-Abe Lincoln to G.W. Bush, 2008

The Bush administration, when reached by reporters, refused to comment on an ongoing redecoration.

Georgie W. just stares in wonder at what might have been.

Lincoln: "I wonder if I should throw my shoes at him."

Ladies and gentlemen, on the higher plane we have a great President who is revered and whose sculpture and name appears throughtout the world even now. Being wheeled below, well, we have a President. We will let history attach the adjective. And we are still hoping for a street name in Bagdhad.

Lincoln: "About four score and four years ago, Prescott Bush should have kept it in his pants."

Come on Irv, this portrait goes in the basement next to Hoover and Buchanan.

Gruesome, isn't it?

Here's one painting that won't increase in value after the artist dies.

Irv, do you think we can get any money for the frame?

Lincoln: You can fool some of the people some of the time...

At the request of Albania, the National Gallery is preparing to load the portrait of President Bush onto Air Force 1 to be shipped to the Albanian national gallery. They are desparate for heroes, and will take what they can get.

George, I once said, "With malice toward none, with charity for all, ...let us strive on to finish the work we are in, ...to do all which may achieve and cherish a just and lasting peace among ourselves and with all nations." You trampled on those words and values behind them. All I can do now is turn away in shame.

FJ, Georgia would have been a better choice, but I salute you for the creativity.

Irv, I thought the portrait of Dorian Grey was bad. Couldn't he have at least worn a tie?

George, I don't think Doris Kearns Goodwin is going to be writing a book about you anytime soon.

OK, OK, Mr. Lincoln, we are moving as fast as we can to get him out of your sight.

OT
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KT
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I am wondering if you have any thoughts on the Governator vetoing the budget in California that would have reduced the budget by 18 million partly because it didn't losses environmental standards? I thought he was supposed to be all "green" and stuff.

ooops forgot the link
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http://www.sacbee.com/749/story/1485567.html