Comments on: "For One, You Need A Little Bit Of Levity In This Job"

By: 53_3

53_3 — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 05:52:30 +0000

Well, a bloodthirsty, ghoulish, entrail spattered, gore filled Thanksgiving greetings to you too, Sarah!
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BBBBRRRRRAAAAAAAMMMMBZZZZZING!
BLUBLUBLUBLUZZZZZBBBRRRRRAAAAAMMMMMMBLUBLUBLUBLU...
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Did you put chainsaws under the tree for the kiddies, BTW?
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Don't forget...

By: billiecat

billiecat — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 05:42:44 +0000

This just supports my theory that Palin is actually an NYU art grad student doing an extended thesis on media, language and dadaism.

By: centfan

centfan — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 23:34:11 +0000

I wonder if she was asked who she would pick to head the Ministry of Funny Walks what her response would be...
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"Well, we all walk or want to walk toward a bright new future in America. Walking should be available to all people so it's important to pick someone who shares that value of walking that America values so much. I walk as much as I can and I'd hate to see walking decline. I think it's important for children to walk so yes, it would be someone I know can walk... Why is everyone laughing?"

By: shepherdwong

shepherdwong — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:23:12 +0000

"Has the guy cutting the turkey throats signed a book deal yet?"

You mean Joe-the-throat-slitter? Wait till you hear the country song.

By: wvng

wvng — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:06:53 +0000

dunedweller - thanks for responding. Salatin is one of the very best and most progressive farmers in the nation.
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53_3 - ah Lieberman. Well, there's a weasel for ya. I worry that one of these days we'll wake up to find 40 still warm dead bodies piled up somewhere and Lieberman sitting in the corner smacking his lips. (Speaking from experience, it is an awful thing to walk in to.) But I actually like weasels and minks except when they are killing my chickens. Unlike Lieberman, they actually serve a positive purpose in the world.
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Finally, azzume. I wonder how many years it will be before the residual zz's disappear from Swampland? The Moderatoratron 1998 must be smiling, wherever it is.

By: 53_3

53_3 — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 17:59:47 +0000

wvng:
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Objections sustained.
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Seriously, though, sorry about the losses.
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The slur was associating the little furry unspeakables with Liebermann, who might well qualify as a lower form of life, I'm thinking maybe nemertea or possibly a stem bilaterian.
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It has to be performance art. I mean, if she isn't trying to indulge in the arts, what else is left to azzume about Sarah's thought processes...

By: dunedweller

dunedweller — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 17:55:28 +0000

wvng: thanks for clarifying. I feel better knowing there's no suffering before the getting eaten part. Now if I can just erase the turkey-throat-slitting-cone out of my consciousness before bedtime I may sleep tonight.

By: 53_3

53_3 — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 17:51:54 +0000

Acid J:
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"I can't listen to Sarah Palin talk anymore."
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This video still works with the sound off. Possibly even funnier...

By: wvng

wvng — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 17:51:51 +0000

53_3, speaking of mustellids and poultry - they don't mix very well. We lost our entire flock of 40 chickens to either a mink or weasel early this year. Lost bloodlines going back 20 years. So never talk about mustellids in a poultry thread.
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As for a slur on performance art - remember the guy who filled a room with hay bales, had a video camera running continuously, placed himself behind some bales and periodically moved from hidden place to hidden place. I think it was a 24 hour piece (it was at least several hours)?
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That is what I think of when I think of performance art. Can't help it. I was also very peripherally involved in Cristo's Surrounded Islands.

By: sgwhiteinfla

sgwhiteinfla — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 17:48:43 +0000

wvng
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I had already posted on that thread before you posted it lol