John McCain: NOT DEAD YET!
My only question is just exactly how much is Obama paying Charlie "Let me call you from the bus" Black?
She's going to learn national security at the foot of the master for the next four years, and most doctors think that he'll be around at least that long.
HURRY, Sarah Palin, HURRY -- YOU MUST LEARN ABOUT IRAN NOW! THERE IS NOT MUCH TIME LEFT!
Fortunately, most of McCain's foreign policy positions can be memorized by singing them to the tune of popular songs!
UPDATE: A charming Dem operative notes, regarding the "feet of the master" line, "McCain has always reminded me of Yoda."
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