It Had to be Hsu

MySpace page, which is a bundle of awesomeness that I hope someone is caching somewhere for historians to study when they look back on the deciding factors in this race. Gibberish from the "profile" section preserved for all time after the jump. Still, gibberish aside, "NO CHAIRS, ALL COUCHES" would make a dandy McCain campaign slogan.

In all -- or at least some -- seriousness, this sort of sockpuppet donation scandal is the kind of thing that voters probably don't pay that much attention to, but whose media aftertaste can linger, souring further coverage.

Now, I'm hungry. Anyone got Funyuns? [Thanks, Texas!]

UPDATE: Apparently the hookah-hucksters are NOT McCain donors... So never mind. That guy is totally believeable as a Guiliani supporter.

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