Ari Fleischer Finds New Corrupt Organization to Lie For

Old hacks never die, they just mangle more cliches:

“There is going to be a time in everybody's career where something happens that is a real pickle. They are going to be in some kind of jam or problem and you can never lie,” said Fleischer. “You don't have to answer every question. You can say that you have the right to privacy, but if anybody opens up their mouth and says something to the press, they have an obligation to make it the truth.”

Anyway, he should totally come in handy once the 49ers decide to invade Oakland.