America, F*** Yeah!

This is what puts the "genius" in "evil genius"!

HERSH: There was a dozen ideas proffered [from Cheney's office] about how to trigger a war. The one that interested me the most was why don't we build — we in our shipyard — build four or five boats that look like Iranian PT boats. Put Navy seals on them with a lot of arms. And next time one of our boats goes to the Straits of Hormuz, start a shoot-up.

Okay, so Cheney is Ozymandias. Does that make McCain the Comedian? Obama is totally the big blue guy. Now, he doesn't look like the presidents on dollar bills.

ALSO: This will probably be a huge disappointment, but it could also be an interesting failure. "300" kind of sucked, right?