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• "International Association of Time Travelers: Members' Forum... 'Freedomfighter69, as you are a new member, please read IATT Bulletin 1147 regarding the killing of Hitler before your next excursion. Failure to do so may result in your expulsion per Bylaw 223.'" [Abyss and Apex]
• "Great Moments in Journalism: Hillary Was in White House on ‘Stained Blue Dress' Day" [Balk]
• "For this land—the greatest on earth—is the land that I love, and may its song of liberty ring out from now until—what in the hell am I saying? This country and all its inhabitants can go take a flying **** for all I care." [The Onion]
• "You're not? You know there's a Black guy running, Barack Obama and then there's Hillary Clinton. His name is Barack?! Barack Obama, yeah. Barack?!" [The Daily Swarm]
• A video from Colbert about how we can talk about Rev. Wright FOREVAH now after the jump. Happy hump day.
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