One Way to Distract Us From the Presidential

First of all, "Emperor's Club"(where Spitzer was "involved") sounds so... colonial. And, uhm, self-flattering.

Second of all, I love it when people clothe (as it were) unseemly activities in the jargon of the marketplace because they think it'll make it sound less obscene. This sounds pretty white-slave-y to me (emphasis mine):

We specialize in marketing fashion models, pageant winners and exquisite students, graduates and women of successful careers (finance, art, media etc…) to leading gentlemen of the world. Catering to clients who will not compromise in any area of their life. We provide our customers and associates with complete discretion and privacy while we guarantee the most exclusively valuable dating and travel companionship.

UPDATE: Fox News is reporting that he's been indicted; word is that he will resign.