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Obama's Talk Show Coup

Forget Oprah: He's gonna be on Tyra Banks Show. I did not think it was possible to combine these particular threads of the cultural tapestry, but I am sure it will be a beautiful thing to behold. I hope she counsels him a la ANTM: "Barak, baby, you know, you can back the booty up and still make it progressive." God, I hope she teaches him how to smile with his eyes.*

Next: Elizabeth Edwards tries to get Audrina to break up with Justin Bobby!

* Scroll down to bottom of the linked-to post for most awesomest Tyra gif evah!

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