Hillary and Bill as Tony and Carmela

I have no words.

I mean, seriously, I'm as speechless as a Mike Gravel ad.

As for the song itself: It's f--king Celine Dion. THAT is what a popular poll yielded?

Clearly, Americans have no imagination or sense of adventure. And, just as clearly, that means she's going to win.

UPDATE: They are totally giving Gravel a run for his money in the "total non sequitur" dial test. WHAT ARE THEY TRYING TO SAY? It is just lame pop culture ambulance chasing? Is Maureen Down advising them? ARE WE ALL GOING TO DIE?

Someone, please, help me here.

UPDATE: An operative spots a key difference: "the black people this video cuts to are friendly and enjoying a family meal, not menacing-looking like in the sopranos."

UPDATE: A second operative explains: "Well, because the only menacing black person in HillaryLand is the junior senator from IL."