Minding Your Own Peter (Pace)

Peter Pace, the Tim Hardaway of generals:

"I believe homosexual acts between two individuals are immoral and that we should not condone immoral acts," Pace said in a wide-ranging discussion with Tribune editors and reporters in Chicago. "I do not believe the United States is well served by a policy that says it is OK to be immoral in any way.

"As an individual, I would not want [acceptance of gay behavior] to be our policy, just like I would not want it to be our policy that if we were to find out that so-and-so was sleeping with somebody else's wife, that we would just look the other way, which we do not. We prosecute that kind of immoral behavior," Pace said.

So I guess it's a good thing that Newt Gingrinch and Rudy Giuliani never actually served in the armed forces... since they're gay. Or as good as. You'd think they'd both dress better.