Heart Pelt
I am told that the presidential pecs contest (begun by Barack Obama against Wolverine) has another contender. Sources say that Romney -- whatever he lacks in "issues" department -- has a fine chest of hair.
Asked for confirmation, an adviser close to the Romney camp would only say:
OUT: Manscaping
IN: Mittscaping
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